Sea World - Don't Screw With Us

Don't screw with Sea World hahahaha!

erhem.

andeous brings you his debut post for this week-! haw haw

this might be a tad too old but well its still entertaining to watch! i thought it was really awesome when i first saw it



loved the part when the white thing just fell from the table. hehe. enjoy!

Nasi Babi

Let me get this clear - I didn't make this. It's only up here cause I find it funny. Wonder how come these people didn't get whacked by that Indian though hahaha. Thanks to Matt for this!

Certificate of...

Now this is something. Whoever did this is brilliant hahaha. For certain people. Didn't say who though ;). Print this and fill up your friend's name and slip it in their O/A Level result's when they're not looking. Heh.

Auburn's Epiphany

Alright nothing to watch but something really important. Auburn's Epiphany was the band my friend was in. Unfortunately, due to some mishaps, the band has been disbanded. Please read the link below.

http://soft.com.sg/web/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=25760

The "leader" of the band, Ash Akthar, has disbanded the band. I'm sorry not disbanded. SACKED the other 4 members. Now disbanding the band is one thing. SACKING the REST of your band is another. But you have to excuse a person who beats his girlfriend for no reason. I think I'd be happy beating him up for no reason too. I even looked up IMH stuff for him, although it might not help much. Taking possesion of everything the band owned and retaining the band name and is now looking to reform it. Mm-hmm. The kinda tunes he comes up with just leaves me speechless. And he thinks it's good. Just wow. And to be the "leader" of the band. I'm trying not to be too vocal here in case I get my HDB ass sued by him. But then again I'm glad that my friends are out of that band and have formed a new band. They haven't named it though. I'll put it up when it's out. Good for the vocalist too; less stomach pains, less bruises, less stress, much better life. Good luck to Ash Akthar forming a new band.

I was gonna post something else but my Firefox's a bit screwed up. So I'll post it up after I restart Firefox.

Mother Nature Doesn't Like Soccer

You guys probably have seen this but I'll put this up cause I've got no other video to post.



Heh talk about gettin owned.

Because it's the Year of the Pig, let's have a pig fact.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Help Line

This is a supposedly a true story from the Word Perfect help line. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, the person is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "termination without cause". This is from the taped conversation leading up to dismissal:

"Word Perfect Technical Desk, may I help you?"

"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect."

"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"

"They disappeared."

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

"Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?"

"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

"What's a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"

"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!"

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What's a monitor?"

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

"I don't know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

"Yes, I think so."

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

".......Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

"Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

"I can't reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

"No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."

"Dark?"

"Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can't."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there's a power outage."

"A power... A power outage? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

Ayumi Hamasaki - Jewel

Today's not something stupid to laugh at but its even better. It's really marvellous.



[wonders how much all those diamonds cost. *x-files theme* -andeous]
Under the grey and square sky
Is filled with all kinds of desires today
But I don't lose sight of the light among them
And can walk, looking forward
Because you always show me
That there remains a purity even in a corner of this city

Breathing calmly, I looked at you
Who had fallen asleep, so exhausted
The sweet, unprotected profile
That no one in the world but me knows

One day when the sunlight poured and the wind blew gently
As if it were nothing special
I felt alone that something was changing in me
Slowly, firmly and surely

Though I wasn't sad at all, tears fell down
Because your feelings sank painfully into
The scar in the depth of my heart
And changed it into tenderness

If you come across deep sorrow
I wish you will share it with me
I'll be able to do anything for the smile
My precious treasure
My precious treasure

This song gives me a peaceful feeling. No I'm not being emo. It's a really nice song.

[this part's mine! -a]



[yuna's like, so slutty and annoying in the game but well, final fantasy still RoxXorSxz! its abit like gundam, if you ask me. right soundtracks alllll the time. *runs to piano and plays zanarkand song* =D -a]

Rubber Duckie Pyrotechnics

This is quite nice. Some of the dubs are pretty funny. Actually only the Rubber Duckie one and the Buzz Lightyear one is good.



What I wish for isn't right but I don't really give a shit. Let me show you what I'm wishing for.



Yea that's what I really want now. Although if something bad happened altogether that would make me happy as well.

Victoria's Secrets

Was it secret or secrets? Anyway if this was one of Victoria's secrets she'd better well keep it a secret.



America's definitely got talent eh?

It got a cold

Check this out the mom gets the crap scared out of her.

Three Bears

For Xian cause she's so retarded and she likes this alot.

Oxymorons

I always thought that some words sounded really weird next to each other. Check this out:

Act Naturally
Happily Married
Holy War
Found Missing
Minor Catastrophe
Great Depression
United Nations
Advanced BASIC
Good Grief
Same Difference
Women's Rights
Government Organization
Military Intelligence
Good Kid

Yea many more but you get the idea.

Spiders

This is a cool educational video about spiders. Some scientists decided to test out the effects of drugs on spiders. Don't skip this video, it's really good!

All work and no play makes Terry jump off the North Lodge

QCH took this. Studying too long for As can make one unproductive. So.

Death Note.

Ever since the movie came out, there have been people everywhere online putting their names as Kira, Light, L, blah. EVERYWHERE. But ever so rarely do we see a case as servere as this. Now nobody post a picture of me up alright. He might have the eyes and kill me. My my my...

And so they say...

No videos or pictures for today. But there's always time for intelligent quotes by rugby players from New Zealand and Australia. By the way I'm not making up any of these.

Jono Gibbs, Chiefs:
"No one in rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

Rodney So'ialo, Hurricanes. When asked about university:
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

Colin Cooper, Hurricanes Head Coach:
"You guys line up alphabetically by height. You guys pair up in groups of threes, then line up in a circle."

Phil Waugh Warratah:
"We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored."

Jerry Collins:
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."

Tony Brown:
"That kick was absoulutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical."

Tana Umaga:
"I owe alot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Murray Mexted:
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air even longer."

"When you see a man on the ground your natural urge is to go down on him."

You lose brain cells when you get hit in the head. These players must have trained pretty hard eh?

halo, halo, halo?

haha im sick already. this is a video which's... sick-er.

Regret, Regret, Regret.

My younger brother was playing Halo 2 again and we chanced upon a nice cutscene. Listen closely to what Sergeant Johnson (the black dude) says. You gotta love these kinda Sergeants commanding your team. I think the subs can be seen so I'm not gonna type it out.

Some hotel in Malaysia

Ok I was in Malaysia for dinner a while back and saw this. Someone tell me whether the section's open or closed.

Dumping

Gary got two and KennethFung got banged hahaha. Alot of people got it but I was spending the rest of the time running away so yea. Sorry for poor video quality I had a Nokia 6dunnowhat0 so was kinda bad. But still see-able yes.

Gary's first one. I think it was before his birthday.


Gary's 2nd one on his birthday in a bikini Nick and Kenneth found. I think it was Nick and Kenneth haha.


Kenneth's turn.

2007 Fireworks at Esplanade

2007 Fireworks at Esplanade. It's finally up on YouTube. People spammed snow spray and some guy was carrying a ball. Yea to play at Esplanade which is so mother crowded. Anyway enjoy.

Erik Mongrain's Guitar

First post, first 2 videos. Supposed to be the fireworks for the New Year but YouTube is being retarded and my video is not going up so here's something else for you guys. He's got more stuff but I'll just post this two. Visit his website here at erikmongrain.com

Air Tap:



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