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Rapunzel

I'm doing a project on this fairy tale and my friend found this.



It's the christmas season again, the holidays are here and I'm damn bored.

Japanese Binoculars Soccer

LMAO U SUX

LOL.

This was taken from www.gbatemp.net.

4 Wheels Of Fury

It's an ad for the Toyota Tacoma.

Darth Vader being a jackass

Darth Vader does know how to have his fun.

Darth Vader VS Japanese Police

Things You Can Do With Money, Typos.

There're lotsa stuff you can do with money. One thing a 10 dollar note can do is help you know one thing about Lee Kuan Yew: he used to play soccer.

See that dude on the back of that 10 dollar note kicking the ball? Doesn't that look strikingly similar to Harry?

More stuff to do with that note. Here's a look at Yusof. Looking good eh.

And here, with just abit of folding and a different viewing angle, he looks pretty sad.

Happy as a bird. Looks like a tard though.


Typos can be pretty damn funny sometimes. Like when someone is trying to scold you but ends up making him/herself look retarded. So I'll be sure to put up my favourite typos by people. Won't say who of course. And typo of the day:

you are AND IDIOT

By the way I'm copy-pasting right from message history to help retain the retardness of it.

I can't upload a song on Blogger.

Really, I can't.

Canon, AVP

Nice.

Uploading of this 6M video took long. Well at least it's done. Ok nevermind the stupid thing is processing now.

I'm taking videos from YouTube next time. Anyway there's a new AVP coming out. It's Alien VS Predator: Requiem. Here's the trailer:

Hope it doesn't suck as much as the first one. It was way too short and the only cool part was where the Predator shoved the spear-lance-whatthehell thing through the Alien Queen's neck.

What the hell. After previewing the post did I realize that that was another video. Anyway here's the nicer sounding one. The kid above's awesome though.

Exams are over

Exams are over anyone's got a PS2 to lend me?

ODEX and the Government

About ODEX

About Starhub
No point in trying to sue the ISPs for releasing your user info.

As always, no one can say ANYTHING about the government. They'd just get arrested and put behind bars for the rest of their lives without it being reported in the news. Anyway here's the list of anime that you CAN'T download. I'm sorry government. ODEX has not licensed every single anime so WE CAN STILL DOWNLOAD NARUTO WHICH LOTSA PEOPLE WATCH.

X-mini Capsule Speaker

This's a nice portable speaker by a company called X-mi.





It's pretty small but the sound's damn good and you can ACTUALLY hear the bass unlike those useless cheap-ass portable speakers for 30 bucks.





So this is when it's open. Cool eh. You twist it and it'll pop up, acordian style. I think that's how you spell it. So anyway, the wire's plugged into this end on the lil burger and the other end to your mp3. Duh.





And there's a 2 step volume so you can drain more speaker batteries instead of your mp3's. Up to this point you're probably thinking bout the amount of money you have to spend on those lil calculator batteries for this sucker. Well it comes with a battery in it. And the battery IS RECHARGABLE. Just that you have to kinda time it or there may be some problems with the sound until the battery has gone down past it's over-charged state. Oh the batteries do last quite long. I haven't charged it since I got it 2 weeks ago. Niceeee.





And this is how the wire looks like. The length of the wire should be more than enough unless you're retarded. It's the sorta... pull-lock wire system. Don't know what you call it but anyway it's good. The USB end is for charging because speakers do not play via a USB port.


So if you're thinking bout a portable speaker that's good and loud try this one. I can guarantee that the sound is awesome. If it's not go rip a song with better quality, not one with 10.092475kbps. It's out selling for $49. Should be able to find this at Sim Lim. And please look out for a cheap rip-off that goes something like Alpha 2 Hamburger. It's priced at $29 but it's probably only good if you don't wanna hear any bass and audible only when it's quiet enough that you hear the "beeeeeeeeeeeeee" sound. Ok maybe not that bad but the sound is pretty shitty.

Ah Mahs On Wheels

Lovely isn't it. Saw this somewhere near school. This's the website in case any of you need someone to clean up your house or something haha:

Amahs On Wheels

All Operational & Health Safety managers are exactly the same. The dude on Jurong Island and my teacher talk, laugh, make jokes of exactly the same type.

Japanese's ads are awesome. Final Fantasy's a game in case you didnt know.



Compare it to the ads of the US. Naruto's an anime.



Starcraft II's website's been updated with the Terrans for a long time.

No videos, Talk cock.

I haven't been posting due to the lack of uninteresting videos like kids breaking their limbs from trying to do something extra with a skateboard like going off a roof. So I'll start crapping here.

Stuff's happened recently and Jason's gone for hell week and Monkey's probably gonna be posted to some tough vocation. Hannah and Nut are always people I can count on and I love em haha.

Check this out: Why Americans Should Not Cosplay

Exams are coming, starts on Friday. All the best to Raina, Hannah and Nut for their prelims.

Gonna meet Tjow soon, haven't met up with him for damn long.

I could go on about master chimpanzee but I probably shouldn't.

im just busy, im not dead (yet)

haha im back from camp! decided to chuck one video here for fun =D

hey pk let's meet up soon man. and give me all your psp games! hahahaha

FictionJunction Yuuka - Akatsuki no Kuruma



song by a japanese band. for those who dont understand, yes its a japanese song and its in japanese. probably recorded in japan, but who bothers, really?

Jap Stuff

Well now haven't updated in a long while. But anyway here's more nice videos I came across.

Some Treadmill game,

Japanese Treadmill Challenge - Watch more free videos

And some Tetris. Singapore should have more stuff like that instead of copying EVERY SINGLE SHOW in the US or Taiwan.

Japanese Tetris - Watch more free videos

Universal Studios Photo Booth Prank

Part 1


Part 2

Why you should not throw paper clips at others

Must be a monday morning. Heh.

NTU Lecturer's Evaluations

This is pretty good. Check out what the students from NTU have to say about improving lectures.

Sad Ass of a Name

Love Connection: Worst Name Ever - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

Anyone of you still think you got a bad name?

Amazing Skill

The Japanese Are Very Talented - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

Gay Ref. GAY.

Mr Rumsfeld and Monster

This is Mr Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense from 2001 - 2006.


And Monster the cat.

Pac-Man Live

Volkswagen Ads

Nice ads by Volkswagen.

"Ve just dropped it like it's hot"


"It's definitely sucking"


"OH SCHNAP!"

Militant Black Guy

Ok this is pretty damn funny.

Balls Of Steel Militant Black Guy - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

1 - Keep off the grass
2 - White Coffee
3 - Chess(White piece goes first)
4 - Sooty the bear
5 - All Blacks
6 - Black Hole
His words rhyme listen to them hahaha.

Imba Ventriloquist

Double-you Tee Ef?

Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen

Nothing funny but something really good to think about. This song's really old. The last time I heard it was 2001 or something like that. Watch it and listen. It's really good.

Leaping Lizard

Check out his reaction hahaha XD

Talking Dogs

Funny

Animals are better than you.


Prank call on a telemarketer.


Urban Sprinting.

it's freakin.. big...

Lego Mario

Cool Mario Lego Stop Motion - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

Sports

Check out the Balance Beam one. Some guy stands up and claps afterwards hahaha. Sad Pole Vaulter though

Beatboxing Flute

People Who Annoy You

Top 10 Signs Your Husband is Gay

Self explanatory.

PS3. Erm, erm, erm, erm, erm...

Listen to the lyrics, its hilarious!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NUFFED SAID

Divert Your Course

This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland(what the..) in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations 10-10-95.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with 3 Destroyers, 3 Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measurs will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Power Rangers

Advertisement for Nike I think.



And Rolling Bomber Special.

Don't Adjust My Seat

For Matt - Kopitiam

I'm back cause I'm waiting for Bleach to be downloaded. Thanks to QCH for the tip on FDM. You guys should try it out. Just Google Free Download Manager and yknow the rest. I heard that the NasiBabi video/audio was banned on YouTube. Not going to comment much about it since we're living in Singapore. As long as we do anything that can potentially cause any kind of unrest, we could get caught or something. Yep. Anyway exams are retarded there's Math tomorrow AND A PAPER ON SATURDAY WOOHOO. 2 months to rot after that so someone introduce me to a job please. Why am I blogging about life? Here go watch/listen to the posted video/audio. Sorry if you don't understand Hokkien. Try asking someone who knows cause this is good heh.

update time!

woot i love this opening from one piece. it's Hikari E from The Babystars.



ciao!
andeous

exams woes and internet's slow

we're still at it, not dead yet, just that peaks' having some kind of exam right now (not sure what, ask him) and i have difficulties posting videos. so stay tuned, we'll update as soon as we're done with these problems!

Sea World - Don't Screw With Us

Don't screw with Sea World hahahaha!

erhem.

andeous brings you his debut post for this week-! haw haw

this might be a tad too old but well its still entertaining to watch! i thought it was really awesome when i first saw it



loved the part when the white thing just fell from the table. hehe. enjoy!

Nasi Babi

Let me get this clear - I didn't make this. It's only up here cause I find it funny. Wonder how come these people didn't get whacked by that Indian though hahaha. Thanks to Matt for this!

Certificate of...

Now this is something. Whoever did this is brilliant hahaha. For certain people. Didn't say who though ;). Print this and fill up your friend's name and slip it in their O/A Level result's when they're not looking. Heh.

Auburn's Epiphany

Alright nothing to watch but something really important. Auburn's Epiphany was the band my friend was in. Unfortunately, due to some mishaps, the band has been disbanded. Please read the link below.

http://soft.com.sg/web/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=25760

The "leader" of the band, Ash Akthar, has disbanded the band. I'm sorry not disbanded. SACKED the other 4 members. Now disbanding the band is one thing. SACKING the REST of your band is another. But you have to excuse a person who beats his girlfriend for no reason. I think I'd be happy beating him up for no reason too. I even looked up IMH stuff for him, although it might not help much. Taking possesion of everything the band owned and retaining the band name and is now looking to reform it. Mm-hmm. The kinda tunes he comes up with just leaves me speechless. And he thinks it's good. Just wow. And to be the "leader" of the band. I'm trying not to be too vocal here in case I get my HDB ass sued by him. But then again I'm glad that my friends are out of that band and have formed a new band. They haven't named it though. I'll put it up when it's out. Good for the vocalist too; less stomach pains, less bruises, less stress, much better life. Good luck to Ash Akthar forming a new band.

I was gonna post something else but my Firefox's a bit screwed up. So I'll post it up after I restart Firefox.

Mother Nature Doesn't Like Soccer

You guys probably have seen this but I'll put this up cause I've got no other video to post.



Heh talk about gettin owned.

Because it's the Year of the Pig, let's have a pig fact.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Help Line

This is a supposedly a true story from the Word Perfect help line. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, the person is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "termination without cause". This is from the taped conversation leading up to dismissal:

"Word Perfect Technical Desk, may I help you?"

"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect."

"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"

"They disappeared."

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

"Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?"

"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

"What's a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"

"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!"

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What's a monitor?"

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

"I don't know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

"Yes, I think so."

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

".......Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

"Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

"I can't reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

"No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."

"Dark?"

"Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can't."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there's a power outage."

"A power... A power outage? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

Ayumi Hamasaki - Jewel

Today's not something stupid to laugh at but its even better. It's really marvellous.



[wonders how much all those diamonds cost. *x-files theme* -andeous]
Under the grey and square sky
Is filled with all kinds of desires today
But I don't lose sight of the light among them
And can walk, looking forward
Because you always show me
That there remains a purity even in a corner of this city

Breathing calmly, I looked at you
Who had fallen asleep, so exhausted
The sweet, unprotected profile
That no one in the world but me knows

One day when the sunlight poured and the wind blew gently
As if it were nothing special
I felt alone that something was changing in me
Slowly, firmly and surely

Though I wasn't sad at all, tears fell down
Because your feelings sank painfully into
The scar in the depth of my heart
And changed it into tenderness

If you come across deep sorrow
I wish you will share it with me
I'll be able to do anything for the smile
My precious treasure
My precious treasure

This song gives me a peaceful feeling. No I'm not being emo. It's a really nice song.

[this part's mine! -a]



[yuna's like, so slutty and annoying in the game but well, final fantasy still RoxXorSxz! its abit like gundam, if you ask me. right soundtracks alllll the time. *runs to piano and plays zanarkand song* =D -a]

Rubber Duckie Pyrotechnics

This is quite nice. Some of the dubs are pretty funny. Actually only the Rubber Duckie one and the Buzz Lightyear one is good.



What I wish for isn't right but I don't really give a shit. Let me show you what I'm wishing for.



Yea that's what I really want now. Although if something bad happened altogether that would make me happy as well.

Victoria's Secrets

Was it secret or secrets? Anyway if this was one of Victoria's secrets she'd better well keep it a secret.



America's definitely got talent eh?

It got a cold

Check this out the mom gets the crap scared out of her.

Three Bears

For Xian cause she's so retarded and she likes this alot.

Oxymorons

I always thought that some words sounded really weird next to each other. Check this out:

Act Naturally
Happily Married
Holy War
Found Missing
Minor Catastrophe
Great Depression
United Nations
Advanced BASIC
Good Grief
Same Difference
Women's Rights
Government Organization
Military Intelligence
Good Kid

Yea many more but you get the idea.

Spiders

This is a cool educational video about spiders. Some scientists decided to test out the effects of drugs on spiders. Don't skip this video, it's really good!

All work and no play makes Terry jump off the North Lodge

QCH took this. Studying too long for As can make one unproductive. So.

Death Note.

Ever since the movie came out, there have been people everywhere online putting their names as Kira, Light, L, blah. EVERYWHERE. But ever so rarely do we see a case as servere as this. Now nobody post a picture of me up alright. He might have the eyes and kill me. My my my...

And so they say...

No videos or pictures for today. But there's always time for intelligent quotes by rugby players from New Zealand and Australia. By the way I'm not making up any of these.

Jono Gibbs, Chiefs:
"No one in rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

Rodney So'ialo, Hurricanes. When asked about university:
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

Colin Cooper, Hurricanes Head Coach:
"You guys line up alphabetically by height. You guys pair up in groups of threes, then line up in a circle."

Phil Waugh Warratah:
"We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored."

Jerry Collins:
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."

Tony Brown:
"That kick was absoulutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical."

Tana Umaga:
"I owe alot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Murray Mexted:
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air even longer."

"When you see a man on the ground your natural urge is to go down on him."

You lose brain cells when you get hit in the head. These players must have trained pretty hard eh?

halo, halo, halo?

haha im sick already. this is a video which's... sick-er.

Regret, Regret, Regret.

My younger brother was playing Halo 2 again and we chanced upon a nice cutscene. Listen closely to what Sergeant Johnson (the black dude) says. You gotta love these kinda Sergeants commanding your team. I think the subs can be seen so I'm not gonna type it out.

Some hotel in Malaysia

Ok I was in Malaysia for dinner a while back and saw this. Someone tell me whether the section's open or closed.

Dumping

Gary got two and KennethFung got banged hahaha. Alot of people got it but I was spending the rest of the time running away so yea. Sorry for poor video quality I had a Nokia 6dunnowhat0 so was kinda bad. But still see-able yes.

Gary's first one. I think it was before his birthday.


Gary's 2nd one on his birthday in a bikini Nick and Kenneth found. I think it was Nick and Kenneth haha.


Kenneth's turn.

2007 Fireworks at Esplanade

2007 Fireworks at Esplanade. It's finally up on YouTube. People spammed snow spray and some guy was carrying a ball. Yea to play at Esplanade which is so mother crowded. Anyway enjoy.

Erik Mongrain's Guitar

First post, first 2 videos. Supposed to be the fireworks for the New Year but YouTube is being retarded and my video is not going up so here's something else for you guys. He's got more stuff but I'll just post this two. Visit his website here at erikmongrain.com

Air Tap:



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